Bison Ranch Hand Hat
The sun, a relentless orb, beats down upon the boundless plains. Our ranch hands, weathered and resilient, move amongst the herd, a symphony of low grunts and shuffling hooves filling the air. But hark! A creeping menace! Ticks! Those miniature vampires, those tenacious parasites, threaten to disrupt the delicate balance of our bovine domain.
The Aldershot Bison Ranch "Bison Staff" Hat.
Picture it: the sturdiest canvas, a bulwark against the elements, as robust as the very creatures it represents. This is not mere head covering, my friends. It's a badge of honor.
Adorning this mighty canvas: an image of a vile tick, meeting its untimely end via a jolt of pure, unadulterated frontier justice. It's as if the spirit of a thousand charging bison has been distilled into a single, electrifying moment!
I recall a similar piece of apparel... I myself sported it while surveying the herd under the scorching Serengeti sun. The wildebeest, in their primitive wisdom, seemed to nod in approval. The ticks? They vanished.
For the ranch hand who dares to brave the elements, to safeguard the herd, to persevere against all odds... this hat is your emblem.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Aldershot Bison Ranch and Farm
- Email: contact@support.shop.aldershotbison.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Bison Ranch Hand Hat Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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One size
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23.62
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4.72
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2.76
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7.48
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