Bison Praire Boss - like a boss! Dare to wear it!
Greetings, intrepid wanderer of the wild plains! Allow me to unveil a marvel so rugged, so audacious, it could tame the very spirit of the frontier: the Bison Boss Rancher’s Hat! This isn’t just a hat, my friend—it’s a coronation for the untamed, a buffalo-whisperer’s badge of honor, crafted for those who laugh in the face of stampedes and dust storms alike.
Picture it: woven from the heartiest saddle-grade canvas, this hat is as tough as a bison’s hide after a brawl with a thunderstorm. Its brim, broad and unyielding, casts a shadow so commanding it could make a coyote rethink its life choices. And there, stitched bold as a prairie sunrise, the Bison Boss emblem—a snorting, hoof-stomping beast in thread so vibrant, it might just challenge the sun to a duel.
I wore this hat, oh yes, on a moonless night in the Badlands, herding a thousand head of cattle through a canyon so narrow it felt like the earth itself was holding its breath. A rattlesnake hissed; I tipped my brim. It slithered away, humbled. The sweat-wicking band cradled my brow like a loyal ranch hand, adjustable to fit any skull stubborn enough to rule the range. Dust swirled, but I? I was a monument, unscathed, magnificent.
One size fits most.
Available in Stampede Khaki.
Saddle up and crown yourself, you glorious rogue!
More details
- 80% acrylic, 20% wool
- Green Camo is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Aldershot Bison Ranch and Farm
- Email: contact@support.shop.aldershotbison.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20 ⅛" - 23 ⅝"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Bison Praire Boss - like a boss! Dare to wear it! Size Guide
Size label | A | B | C | D |
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One size
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208
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4.53
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2.56
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79
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