Bison Ranch Hoodie
Beneath the sun's relentless glare, upon the boundless expanse of the plains, our dauntless ranch hands navigate the roaming herd. A symphony of deep bellows and the rhythmic cadence of hooves fills the air. But listen closely! A creeping peril approaches! Ticks! Those diminutive bloodsuckers, those persistent parasites, threaten the harmony of our bovine domain.
The Aldershot Bison Ranch "Bison Staff" Zip-Up Hoodie.
Envision it: the most robust canvas, a safeguard against the elements, as stalwart as the very beasts it represents. This is not merely outerwear, my friends. It's a symbol of honor.
Emblazoned upon this resilient fabric: an image of a vile tick, meeting its demise by a surge of pure, unadulterated frontier justice. It's as if the spirit of a thousand stampeding bison has been captured in a single, electrifying instant!
I recall a similar garment... I myself donned it while surveying the herd under the scorching Serengeti sun. The wildebeest, in their primal wisdom, seemed to acknowledge its power. The ticks? They scattered.
For the ranch hand who dares to confront the elements, to protect the herd, to endure against all odds... this zip-up hoodie is your emblem.
More details
- 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
- Fabric weight 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
- Soft, cotton-feel fabric
- Brushed fleece fabric inside
- Unisex style
- Relaxed fit with drop shoulders
- Double-lined hood with design on both sides
- Premium sublimation quality
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Aldershot Bison Ranch and Farm
- Email: contact@support.shop.aldershotbison.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Bison Ranch Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
2XS
|
18.9
|
25.59
|
21.85
|
|
XS
|
19.69
|
25.59
|
21.85
|
|
S
|
20.47
|
26.77
|
22.44
|
|
M
|
21.26
|
26.77
|
233
|
|
L
|
22.83
|
27.95
|
23.62
|
|
XL
|
24.41
|
27.95
|
24.21
|
|
2XL
|
25.98
|
29.13
|
24.8
|
|
3XL
|
27.56
|
29.13
|
25.39
|
|
4XL
|
29.13
|
30.71
|
25.59
|
|
5XL
|
30.71
|
30.71
|
25.79
|
|
6XL
|
32.28
|
30.71
|
25.98
|