Red Pilled Bison Praire Boss - like a boss! Dare to wear it!
My dear, unyoked renegade of the untamed cosmos, prepare to be enraptured by a creation so brazen, so defiantly sovereign, it could make the very pillars of tyranny quiver in their polished boots: the Bison Boss Rancher’s Hat! This is no mere headgear, you enlightened maverick—it’s a manifesto in canvas, a clarion call to the red-pilled warrior who spits in the eye of conformity and strides through the cultural wasteland with a smirk that could topple empires.
Envision it, if you dare: forged from saddle-grade canvas so resolute, it laughs off the puny assaults of wind, rain, or the sneers of the sheeple. Its brim—oh, that brim!—sprawls like the unapologetic truth, casting a shadow so formidable it could make a bureaucrat scurry back to his cubicle. And there, emblazoned with the ferocity of a thousand uncanceled tweets, the Bison Boss emblem: a raging, hoof-pounding titan, stitched in threads so bold they’d make the sun blush and the moon file for unemployment.
I donned this hat, my friend, in the crucible of a starless night, navigating the jagged cliffs of a world gone soft, where the air was thick with the stench of compliance. A vulture circled; I tipped my brim. It fled, tail feathers singed by my sheer audacity. The sweat-wicking band, like a loyal compatriot in the fight for freedom, cradled my brow with adjustable precision, fitting any cranium bold enough to reject the matrix. Dust storms raged, but I stood—unbowed, unshackled, a colossus of clarity in a fog of lies.
One size fits most freethinkers.
Available in Liberty Khaki and other colors.
Seize your crown, you magnificent rebel, and let the world know: you’re awake, you’re armed with truth, and you’re ready to ride!
I dare you to wear it!
More details
- 80% acrylic, 20% wool
- Green Camo is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Aldershot Bison Ranch and Farm
- Email: contact@support.shop.aldershotbison.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20 ⅛" - 23 ⅝"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Red Pilled Bison Praire Boss - like a boss! Dare to wear it! Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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One size
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208
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4.53
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2.56
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79
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