Bison Ranch Boss Man - Aldershot! Dare to wear it!
But hold your horses, partner! A dastardly foe skulks in the shadows! Ticks! Those pint-sized Draculas, those clingy freeloaders, scheming to throw a wrench in our bovine opera.
The Aldershot Bison Ranch "Ranch Boss Polo."
Imagine it: a canvas so tough it could arm-wrestle a tornado and win, as resolute as the bison it salutes. This, my fine fellows, isn’t just a shirt—it’s a swaggering badge of bravado.
Sewn onto this fortress of fabric: a vile tick, squashed flat by a bolt of pure, rip-snorting frontier vengeance. It’s as if a stampede of a thousand ornery bison was bottled up in one glorious, sock-to-the-jaw snapshot!
I once sported such a garment, strutting through the blistering sands of the Gobi like a khan of the plains. The wild horses, in their equine sagacity, tipped their manes in respect. The ticks? They hightailed it like cowards at a showdown.
For the wrangler who thumbs his nose at dust storms, who shepherds the herd with a steely squint, who spits in the eye of adversity… this polo is your battle cry.
Be a BOSS!
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.2 oz)
- Semi-fitted
- Side-seamed construction
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Aldershot Bison Ranch and Farm
- Email: contact@support.shop.aldershotbison.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Bison Ranch Boss Man - Aldershot! Dare to wear it! Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
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S
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28
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20
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M
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29 1/2
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21 1/2
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L
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30 1/2
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22 1/2
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XL
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31 1/2
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23.75
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2XL
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32 1/2
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25
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3XL
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33 1/2
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26 1/2
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4XL
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34 1/2
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28
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