Bison Staff Tee
Ah, yes, the ranch hand. In his element. The sun, a relentless master, beats down upon the plains. A symphony of grunts and groans emanates from deep within the herd. But then... a disturbance. A tick. A tenacious, blood-sucking... infestation. A creeping threat to the Aldershot herd, threatening to unravel the very fabric of this bovine society!
The Aldershot Bison Ranch "Bison Staff" Tee.
Imagine, if you will, the most rugged of cotton, கள fabric as tough as the hide of the very beast it honors. This is not mere cloth, my friends. It's a statement of purpose.
Upon this canvas, a graphic: a vile tick, meeting its shocking demise via a lightning bolt of pure, unadulterated vengeance. It's as if the spirit of a thousand stampeding bison fused with the righteous fury of the prairie!
I recall a similar garment... I wore it while inspecting the herd in the blistering heat of the Serengeti. The wildebeest... they seemed to understand. The ticks? They scattered.
For the ranch hand who dares to toil, to protect, to persevere... this tee is your standard.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Aldershot Bison Ranch and Farm
- Email: contact@support.shop.aldershotbison.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Bison Staff Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|